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Easily Distracted By Book Boyfriends – Snarky Woven Blanket For Romance Readers (Free U.S. Shipping)

Can’t focus? Blame the book boyfriends.

Let’s be honest: productivity is optional when there’s a romance novel involved.

Sure, you’ve got goals, you’ve got standards, but you’ve also got those book boyfriends.

So you devour spicy romance between work, workouts, and keeping the dog alive.

This blanket is for the multitasking goddess who lives responsibly but reads recklessly.

It’s not just a blanket. It’s your enabler.

Which is why “just gonna read one chapter” turns into a 2-hour binge read. 

Product features

  • 100% Durable Woven Cotton
  • Multi-Color Cotton Fringed Edges
  • Soft and Cozy Feel
  • Choose From 3 Sizes
  • Machine Wash Cold
  • Gentle Cycle, Mild Detergent
  • Tumble Dry: Low Heat
  • Non-Chlorine Bleach Only

Please note:  Colors will appear more muted in person than in the mock-up images due to the woven (not printed) design.

FYI: Colors may look a smidge different IRL. Blame your screen, not us—we’re fabulous in all resolutions.
Made-to-order means you don’t get your steamy goods overnight. Please allow 1-2 business days for production + 5–7 for delivery.
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Size: 52'' × 37''

Sku: 12781219917306471111